"this didn’t happen in the books"

ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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infinitepoppies:

List of things Jaime has thrown out a window.
1. Bran
2. His character development

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

waitingforthetrains:

My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

castielscongregation:

Having very serious conversations about fictional universes is one of my favorite things to do.

if helga hufflepuff isn’t ur favorite founder then ur wrong because when all the other founders were like ‘i’ll teach the smart ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the aristocratic ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the ones who r willing to fight bears with their teeth’ helga was just like ‘fuck that i’ll teach anybody who wants to learn’ and thats how u do education

tastefullyoffensive:

Life and Donuts by Pablo Stanley

kuroneko003:

Brilliant.

kuroneko003:

Brilliant.