heartcoma:

stuntin’ like my daddy

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

A novel written by me. (via llttlemermaid)

"I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love."

(via psych-facts)

un-spooky:

… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D

ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

"You are the universe, expressing itself as human for a little while."

Eckhart Tolle (via psych-facts)